Issue novelty citations for petty grievances —
no authority required.
Citation №
Now send it to them. They'll see the ticket on their phone in about 30 seconds.
Pick an offense, name the violator, hit send. They get a real-looking citation with all the trimmings — and exactly zero legal force.
Browse the library or write your own. Two hundred and fifty codified pettifenses.
Plain language. What they did, where it happened, who got hurt. Specificity is what makes a Tisket land.
Text, email, or copy the link. Either way, you got them on the record. Hold them accountable.
A Tisket isn't a verdict. It's a prompt. Every Tisket comes with five buttons.
Perform the remediation specified by the issuing officer. Submit proof. Atone with dignity.
Send a small Bitcoin tip to the creator. Voluntary, non-refundable, performative.
Add a public statement to the Tisket's permanent record. Defense, apology, or counter-claim.
Silent dismissal. The Tisket is marked "Violator declined to respond." Strangely satisfying.
One tap opens the composer with the original issuer pre-filled as the new violator. Escalation as art form.
Tisket is a satire and entertainment platform. Tiskets carry the legal force of a sigh. No fine is owed. No record is filed with any government, agency, court, or law-enforcement body — nor, for the record, with your judgmental aunt's group text.
Compose your first Tisket above, and hold someone accountable today!